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2 WOMEN IN HEAVEN

1st woman :  Hi!  My name is Wanda.

2nd woman :  Hi!  I'm Kelly.  How'd you die?

1st woman :  I Froze to Death.

2nd woman :  How Horrible!

1st woman :  It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What
About you?

2nd woman :  I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my
Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:  So, what happened?

2nd woman :  I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic
And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
Closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had
Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
Over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman :  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still
Be alive.   

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lolmi hear dis aready.. joke maaaaaaaaaad mad

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lol

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lollollol

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lmao tell u bout dem gal ya.....lol

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lol

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ppl can recycle joke ....it was two man b4

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LOL

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lol...GOT IT!

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bLaCkBeatZ wrote:

ppl can recycle joke ....it was two man b4



hmm man too big to fit in freezer tho...woman sound better



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