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Topic: MORNING SEX...doah waa nuh one minute man!!!! lol

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MORNING SEX...doah waa nuh one minute man!!!! lol

rlrlrlShe was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very
moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all
about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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LOL LOL LOL

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lol gud

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lmaolollol:lol it madddddddddddd!!!!!

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3d loldrunk and laughlmao
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hahaha....he no ready....

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lmao

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lol that shit funny as hell

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lol mi raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

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that is just wrong....

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lollololol. but a ediat thing that!!! smile.gif

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