Two fleas from Wisconsin had an > > agreement to meet every winter in Miami for > > a > > vacation. > > Last year > > when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering > > and > > shaking, nearly > > froze to death! > > The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?' > > The > > first flea says, 'I rode down here from Milwaukee in > > the moustache of a > > guy > > on a > > Harley.' > > > > The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst > > way > > to travel. Try what > > I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. > > While you are there, > > look for > > a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and > > nestle in where it's warm and cozy. > > It's > > the best way to travel that I > > can think of.' The first flea thanks the > > second flea > > and says he will > > give it a try next winter. > > > > A year goes by..... When the first flea > > shows up in Miami he is all blue, > > and shivering and shaking > > again. > > Nearly froze to death. The second flea says, > > 'Didn't you try what I > > told > > you?' > > 'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as > > you said ... I > > went to the > > Metro airport bar. I > > had a few drinks. Finally, this nice > > young stewardess came in. I crawled > > right up > > to her warm cozy spot. It > > was so nice and warm that I fell asleep > > immediately. When > > I woke up, I > > was back in the moustache of the guy on the > > Harley. > > > >