A Jamaican US Marine stationed in Iraq
recently recieved a "Dear John" letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in brooklyn.

It read as follows:

Dear Leroy, mi cyan continue di relationship wid yu enuh, because dis ya long distance ting mi cyan deal wid, yu juss too baxide far and dis ya vagina need some buddy. mi afi admit dat mi gi yu bun two time since yu gone and it nuh fair to di both a we still, so mi really sorry , so since we nuh deh nuh more , a beg yu please to send back mi picha whe mi did send to yu.

love Gwendolyn

The Marine, with hurt feelings asked his fellow Marines for any snap shot they could spare of their
girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. in addition to the picture of Gwendolyn, Leroy included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:

Dear Gwendolyn,

Mi really sorry but mi cyan rememba who yu be , so baby please to pick out fi yu picha from di pile and send back di ress to mi, tanks ...

take care
Leroy.