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Topic: Lol...Prisoner get loose...LOL

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Lol...Prisoner get loose...LOL
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A prisoner escaped from jail. He broke into a house around the corner on Elgin St and finds a young couple in bed.
  He gets the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair, ties the woman to the bed and gets on top of her. kisses her on the neck , then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife; " Listen , this guy looks dangerous! He's probably spent a lot of time in prison and has not seen a woman in a long time. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. If he gets angry , he may kill us. Be strong honey. I love you.
   To which the wife responds" He wasn't kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear. He told me he found you very sexy and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you TOO!

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bludklaattttt...lol

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lmao eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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laaawwd dat misss lol

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lmaomad BUT weird

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lollollol

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lmao

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HA HA HA HA HA FCUKER lol BE STRONG MAN NAH MEK HIM ANGRY

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Damn! Didn't see this one coming. LOL!!!

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lmaomad

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lol dats some funny shit ......... bout be strong wtf lol

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lmao suh d woman a sell out she tell him seh Vaseline ina d bathroom but yow me nuh laugh fi b@ty joke

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