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Here are some tell-tale signs its gonna be a bad day. If any of these things happen, DO NOT leave the house. Crawl back into bed and start over again tomorrow.

  • You wake up face down on the pavement.
  • You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
  • You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  • Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
  • Your income check bounces.
  • Your pet rock snaps at you.
  • Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
  • Your wife says, Good morning, Bill and your name is George.
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
  • You turn on the news and theyre showing emergency routes out of the city.


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And When you Mom Dies and leaves her only son:(

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Garrick
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hmm

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huh

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Mrs. Modo
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Sorry to hear trix...my dad died leaving his only daughter....but at least i still have a mom

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hmm mi no get dis post

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ok

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sorry trix..

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lol @ delly u nuh ez enuh

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or wen u find urself facing a big gun and the chigga deh pon c**k

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i get the post but its not all that funny

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call suicide prevention n dem put u on hold... haha

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ki

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mi know it's gonna be a bad day when mi wake up too late

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