Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!

Q: Whats the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly all the time?
A: He knows where all the bad girls live.

Q: When is an elf not an elf?
A: When hes got his head up a fairies skirtthen hes a goblin.

Q: Whats the ultimate rejection?
A: When youre masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After a few years your job will still *u*k.

Q: What doesnt belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, opponent, Blowjob?
A: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs ,opponent, but you cant beat a blowjob.

Q: How is air alot like sex?
A: Its no big deal unless your not getting any.

Q: What do u do with a years worth of used condoms?
A: Melt it down,turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear!

My wife told me to tease here. So, I said Alright then fatty!