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A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines. He found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money and did as he was told to do by the instructions. He lay back in the chair and after a few minutes the machine stopped and he hopped out of the chair, with the best hair cut he had ever had. 

Further down the corridor he came to a machine that said, 'For the best shave every insert here'', so he inserted his money in and place his face in the slot. And sure enough his face had the best shave he had ever had.

He walked on down the corridor until he came to the last machine. It said ''for the man who has been away from his wife for a long time and is in dire need.. The rest of the words were rubbed of but he got the general idea. He made sure no one was looking and inserted his money, undid his fly and placed his ''thing'' in the hole. The machine rumbled and after a few minutes of extreme pain he withdrew his thing from the hole with a new shiny button neatly sewed on the end.


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jepomaxxx
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wtf???? mi nuh get it

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lollollollol

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aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm.....in dire need of ?

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i no get it...

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hmm

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weh d joke??

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hmm

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lol...seems that one is to hard for the zoners...

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it nuh funny...

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LOOOL


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:S thats stupid..

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hmm ????

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Me think me get it but it nuh funny..
A woman normally sew up clothes an d machine think him button gawn suh it sew the tip weh d likkle ole deh?

eida way it lame..


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lmao raaaass mi a think it was a glory hole cho

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cheeks wrote:

lmao raaaass mi a think it was a glory hole cho



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