Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, Ooh dad, theres one. No, said the father. Theres not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. Well just wait.

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, Hey dad, hes plenty big enough. No, the father said. Wed all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. Well just wait.

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, Now theres nothing wrong with that one dad. Lets eat her.

No, said the father. Well not eat her either.

Why not? asked the son.

Because, were going to take her back alive and eat your mother.