Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England
to see if the country is running ok. He made the call,

and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes.

Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars.

Bush also asked if he could call the US. He stayed on the call for 8 minutes;

it cost him $8 million dollars.

Bruce said he wanted to call Jamaica. He spent 2 HOURS on the call

then he asked Satan how much was the bill. He replied, '$1 dollar'.

He asked, 'How cum? Afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush?' Satan