This Booty Call Agreement (Hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ___ day of _________________, 2____, between __________________ & __________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleep overs-- Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public, except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening (when absolutely necessary) 3. No calls before 9 p.m.-- we don't have stuff to talk about. 4. No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed, or potential love blossoming etc. 5. No plans made in advance-- that's why we're each others backup. An out of town hook-up is an exception to the rule. Even then, it's a one-time advance call. 6. No baby talk-- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 7. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. 8. No falling asleep right after sex--if it's over we get our asses up and go home. 9. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes both of us-- so no repeat requests. 10. Doggie style preferred-- the less eye contact, the better.
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The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and the offender will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted the from phone, memory and email lists; blocked from all communication