MAN United star Nemanja Vidic has branded British people joyless and said he cannot stand the weather.

Team boss Sir Alex Ferguson will be furious after the 26-year-old defender, signed from Spartak Moscow in 2006, ranted: I will never stay in England.

In England they dont have time to feel the joy of life.

Throughout the week they work so hard and only talk to people at lunch. In the evening they get home and watch telly so they can get up early for work.

And the climate is something special! It seldom gets hotter than 20°C and it rains, rains, rains.

The Serbian even had a go at Manchester, saying: Its main attraction is the station where trains leave for other less rainy cities.

Id like to test myself in another top league. Im thinking of Spain. At least therell be no reason to complain about the weather.