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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Yesterday I made love to my wife."

The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that.

"But Father, I did it with lust."

"That's alright", said the priest, "that was no sin."

"But Father, it was in the middle of the day."

"That's quite natural", replied the priest.

But Father, I couldn't help myself. She leant over the deep freeze and I jumped on her.

We made love on the floor. Am I banned from church?"

"Of course not!."

"What a relief. We've both been banned from Woolworths."

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LOL.....AINT NUTTIN WRONG WID DAT FOR REALL....AH SO DI WORLD FI RUNNNN, MAN FI MARRY TO WOMEN AND DO DEM TINGZ....AH SUUH DI BIBLE SEEHHH

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lol woolworth lmao

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