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15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
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lol.. I just found this funny..

15 PIECES OF ADVICEFOR WOMAN

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal!  


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pretty funny

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lollollollol

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i can definately dig it

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Wyzco wrote:

hmm


ct gwaan rub off u chin.. wa u a do in ya?? eeeeh yung man??ctct

 



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LOL, When A Man Has REAL Love/Respect For His Women, He Will Do AnyThing For Her...Memba Me Tell Yuh Dat....


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lool ol

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all man nar d same me say keep that in mine

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tru thing....but u can find d one weh will do anything fi real

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wyzco come OUT

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Women can't change me, me ah woman changer, she a dis me a slap her!msing

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titus u cya change woman so top d noise...kmt

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lol funny, But mi diffrent

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