The female gorilla at the local zoo had become irritable and moody. She was examined by a veterinarian.
"She's in season,and needs a mate." he said.
The zoo manager decided to advertise to get someone to have sex with his gorilla and placed an ad in the newspaper.

"Wanted. A male to have sex with a female gorilla - $10,000."

Next day, Pady showed up at the zoo.
"I'll make love to the gorilla on three conditions", he said.
1. I don't have to kiss her.
2. If there's a baby, I won't have to pay support.
3. You'll have to give me a couple of weeks to raise the $10,000."