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Wyzco

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Date: 18:03 07/29 2008

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Lesson Plan to us all

A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: 'Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior???

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do'.

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

'See - says the woman - 'Now I know why you react the way you do, men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't'.

Says Mark: 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens'.

The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Says Mark: 'This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around

and expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen'!!!

The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: 'Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me'!!!

Mark replies: 'Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give me:

That you don't feel like it

That you have a headache

That you're tired

That your throat is aching

That it is still too early

That I must understand you as a woman

That you are depressed

That you are in one of those days

That you are having a very busy week

That all you need is just to cuddle up

That you're tensed up

That you have to wake up very early tomorrow

That you woke up very early today

That you walked for long and your feet are aching

That caresses and hugs is all that you want today

That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to make you relax

That you feel like watching TV

That you don't wanna miss the soapies

That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and spoil your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it understands, if you can
persuade it, then I promise you that from today on I'll accept your
excuses'!

To my dear men please send this to your lady friends especially your wives and to my dear ladies please learn from it

lol

I Personally love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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