Thre men were on a cruise. the ship met in an accident and sank near an island that looked deserted. only those three men survived. they decide to walk around and see if there was anyway off the island when suddenly some natives surprised them. they werer taken to the chief. he told them that the only way for them to leave the island alive was to pass two tests...the first was to collect ten of anytype of fruit on the island. they left. the first man came back with ten apples. the chief told him the second test was to get all the fruits up his ass without any facial change of expression or he would be killed and eaten. the man got the first one in and winced on the second so he was killed and he went to heaven. the second man came back with ten cherries. he started to put them in. when he was about to put in the final cherry he burst out laughing! he was killed. when he reached to heaven the first man asked him why he laughed! the second man replied " i saw the third guy coming with watermelons!!!!!