Always get the full details before making or taking offers! lol

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you a $2000 if you let me have sex with you...'

The girl looked at him, then said, 'NO.'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll
finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $4000, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down and call me when it's over.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had pure one dollar!'



Management lesson: Always consider a
business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.