> Jamaican US Marine stationed in Iraq recently
> recieved a letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in
> Brooklyn. It reads as follows:
>
> Dear Leroy,
> mi caan continue di relationship wid yu enuh, because
> dis ya long distance ting mi cyan deal wid, yu juss
> too baxide far and me need some loving. Mi afi admit
> dat mi gi yu bun two time since yu gone and it
> nuh fair to di both a we still, so mi really sorry ,
> so since we nuh deh nuh more , mi a beg yu please to
> send back mi picha whey mi did send to yu.
> Gwendolyn
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings asked his fellow
> Jamaican Marines for any snap shot they could spare of their
> girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, cousins etc.
> In addition to the picture of Gwendolyn, Leroy
> included all the other pictures of the girls
> he had collected from his buddies.
> There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:
>
> Dear Gwendolyn,
> mi really sorry but mi caan rememba who yu be , so
> baby please to pick out fi yu picha from di pile and
> send back di ress to mi, tanks...
>
> take care
> Leroy.