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Sex toy closes airport

A vibrating sex toy was mistaken for a b****. The entire Mackay Airport in Queensland was closed down for nearly an hour because of it.
The alarm was raised by cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant, whose staff was cleaning the tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from a rubbish bin.

Lynne Bryant said: "It was rather disconcerning when the rubbish bin started humming furiously. We called security and the next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out."

The police spokeswoman said: "Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal," the spokeswoman said.

While the police was calling in b**** experts, a passenger came forwards to identify the contents of the package. The unidentified passenger forgot his bag after diner.

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lololol ratid that is one powerful sex toy lol shut down a whole airport lolol

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a vibrator caused dat bag a confusion

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