A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her
> >>> right away.
> >>> She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
> >>> He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go
> >>> along.'
> >>> So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at
> >>> a very nice resort.
> >>> One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his
> >>> towel,
> >>> climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed
> >>> by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straigh cut
> >>> the water like a knife.
> >>> After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
> >>> She said, 'That was incredible!'
> >>> He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
> >>> we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
> >>>
> >>> So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
> >>> After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her
> >>> towel and was hardly out of breath.
> >>>
> >>> He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
> >>> 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides
> >>> of
> >>> the Mississippi.'