and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f**k!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f**k?"
"Well billy f**k is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis' and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f**king the Turkey"