What a way Jah B mek dem draw him out like Nike shoelace? Me ah go be the first one to sign the Bring Back Jah B Petition, we need his brand of thoughtfulness, sage advice and morality that he brings to one876. Anyway, this is why Im hot, weh dem feel like? Ah me buss all the scoops round here, Hurricane Bertha ah forward in the Caribbean Sea so mi ah serve up the Monday coffee nice and black and strong the way yu like it, mi no care if some people get burned, mi have mi owna concept, mi a cut mi owna cheque, run the ting, Kriq. A.K.A, Phlex, Claude Mills and the whole entourage, ah one876 we say.

MILK SEX TAPE PART TWICE
Mi never believe it till mi see it yesterday. From mi come back, A.K.A tell me say him de a Portmore, and one of him friend dem show him the Milk Part Twice tape, but because him have a pap down phone and him coulden get it bluetooth to him phone. But mi finally see it and is a girl getting a backshot, you cant see har face but har complexion look like Milk own, flawless. Claude Mills talk to her and she laugh and deny it. Anyway, mi believe her because this girl have one big rose tattoo pon har leg. Plus, the girls derriere appears to be much bigger than Milks. The clip is titled Milk Part Twice so it come in like somebody out de ah try dem best fi spoil Milk career, but it nah go work.

CHU CHU PRESSURED BECAUSE OF GIRLIES ARREST
Mi a hear a lickle ting in the streets say that since the story buss say Girlie get arrested a foreign fi molesting a little boy, people inna Jamaica ah pree Chu Chu hard because him ah do the same cross-dressing, transvestite kinda acting. Him better come forward and talk to the media soon and differentiate himself fast because Girlie still de a Rikers Island awaiting trial. Him no get dip and de a Jamaica as people ah say, so Chu Chu, sort out the ting.

SHAGGY HITS THE CHARTS
Big up the international recording artiste Shaggy who is number one on the pop music charts in Germany this week with the U.E.F.A Euro 2008 football theme song Feel the Rush. Big up Shaggy, the ting sort out.

C.A.R.E.S CANCELLED!
ONE876 got this release from Carifest C.A.R.E.S : It is with enormous regret that Reggae-Carifest N.Y., Inc. announces the cancellation of the Carifest C.A.R.E.S.  AIDS Awareness Benefit Concert for Keep A Child Alive scheduled for Sunday July 6th at the USTA National Tennis Center. Due to the economic recession and very bad weather forecasts for the day of the concert, very few tickets for the concert have been sold. Accordingly, the only conclusion is that the concert must be cancelled. Moving forward with the concert under these circumstances will in no way benefit the cause. Reggae-Carifest N.Y., Inc. apologizes to all patrons who purchased tickets and assures that full refunds will be made. All ticket holders can return to point of purchase to receive a full refund .
Were wondering if Eek-a-Mouses racist tirades had anything to do with the cloud surrounding this event. Oh well.

NIKKI Z DEFENDS DANGEL AT SEX N THE CITY
What a way Nikki Z ah defend DAngel? She ah talk the tings and ah lick out pon how people a treat DAngel when is jus some pum pum DAngel give wey and all these things. She criticize the church too when she say she dont know why the church neva want DAngel and yet still, dem keep Danny English the raper pon dem show. Yes, ah dat she say, Danny the Raper. How Nikki Z so billias?

BIG UP EMPRESS FUNDRAISING
The young singer, TV and radio host  'Empress' whose real name is Emprezz Eartha Camielle Mullings took the country to task asking for donations  to raise J$800,000 during Child Month for the uplift and renovation of the Basic school.
The campaign was aimed at raising funds to build additional classrooms and renovate the St. Tekle Haimanot Basic School in Greenvale View, Bull Bay. However it has surpassed its initial financial target. All donors were honored at the St. Tekle Haimanot Basic School Graduation ceremony was held on Sunday, July 6, 2008 at Liberty Hall on King Street, downtown Kingston.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
Why Marc Johnson ni-nite never badda keep rounda Shocking Vibes on Saturday night? The funeral held at the HWT S.D.A did pack though, crazy celebrities and all these things.

When we ah go see Johnny in a next roots play? What will it be called? Top 10 Reasons To Leave the Cellphone outside the Bedroom?