Three prime ministers went to hell, Tony Blair, George Bush,
and Bruce Golding.

Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if
the country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on
the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million
dollars. Bush also asked if he could call the US , he stayed on the
call for 8 minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. Bruce said he
wanted to call Jamaica , he spent 2 HOURS on the call then he
asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, $1 dollar; he
asked, how cum, afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush. Satan replied,
calling from hell to hell is a local call