HOT MESS - Friday Edition

BOUNTY GETS B****RUSHED

yes
yes mi deh yah again ..thank yuh lawd is Friday..and a Hot Mess we seh.
People mi nah lie mi love how Bounty just start relax from wah day yah
and stop bend up him face. Mi seh mi deh a Asylum well stush and all
these things and see the Grung Gad a perform and one bag a gyal start
scream and b****rush the stage grab on pon di man and draw him offa it.
When mi see dat mi seh oh GOD di batta ears dem ago kill him now ...di
security dem run in fi try save him and Killa just surface out of
nowhere and run weh di man dem and seh leave the gyal dem mek dem enjoy
demselves wid a big grin pon him face.

ZJ LIQUID THREATS

A
who really a threaten di zip jock a wah.... dem bex seh dem neva get
none a di action, people a seh a Milk send man go page the DJ, but mi
doubt it very much dat just come in like a straight badmind or some
wannabe artiste weh him neva play dem song a look revenge. Anyways Big
up Milk same way thank goodness mi Lactose Intolerant so nobady nah go
ever ketch mi a Milk nothing .....

DEATH OF THE DOLLY

Mi
hear seh since the accident people a seh the Dolly dead, but har
publicist seh a lie dem a tell, she doing just fine and suppose to come
a road sometime today, but a nuh dat we really wah know ..we want to
know what is the status of the Little one dat dem keeping a Big Secret,
mi warm dem already seh the secret ago bruk out like soar foot watch
and see anyways Prodigal di people dem wah know wah really happen wid
yuh and wifey why di dolly house mash up .....wooieeeeeeee mi gone yah
people go good up good up fi SNOW WHITE later.