I told you so. One876 have the tings dem fi buss and we nuh ramp fi buss dem business because we nah live no dutty life. But stick a pin, why so much freak de pon the website and ah talk up a bagga nasty tings? Mi a read the comments and mi no see mi regular friend dem, Schoolgirl, Spanish Town, Candy, and mi only glimpse Racquel few times. Mi no blame yu, the whole thing disgusting bad. This is one876entertainment not one876sextertainment, hold down the freaky talk. Anyway, enough preaching, time fi talk up de tings dem again. Kipo say ah telephone ting mash up dem life, but now ah video camera. Mi get a new sex tape this morning wid a big-name entertainer pon it, but mi no ready fi buss it yet, mi heart caan tek it. Anyway, later fi dat, Ah Abena time now.


BEENIE SIZZLE O8 FOR AUGUST 2

Beenie_Man_thumb111.jpgMi nah badda plan fi fly out inna early August (yes Kiss Teeth, mi have mi 10 year) until mi go Beenie Man show at the Jamalco Sports Club inna Clarendon. Yes, you read it here first folks, Beenie Sizzle 08 is on and it is set to unfold on August 2nd with a star-studded lineup which could include Lil Wayne and Souljah Boy for Beenie Sizzle 08. Mi hear say Beenie want the top stars inna Jamaica so him a try book Killer, Mavado and him no cater, even DAngel him plan fi book fi the show. We love how the Doctor ah deal wid tings, like a big man, a real businessman. So yu know say me ah go check mi designer Audrey Goodas fi sort mi out fi the event, it ah go mad!

BORING SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE

What is wrong with these boring B list celebrities and their sex tapes? Wha dem a try look? FAME. It nah go work, we just ah go have oonu off as freak and not rate yu. Mi not even sure mi can still watch oonu plays again cause it ah go hard fi see oonu inna the same light. Mi never did too impressed by the video either, Little Johnny never did a deal wid it the right way, is like him a pet it or something, mi know is a cat, but come on, man, do better than dat. Wah mi waan know is how Peter feel about the way she ah expose herself? What are the Marleys saying? And it look like a she ah the camerawoman ah direct the whole thing.

KARTEL MASH UP WEDDY LAST NIGHT

kartel_thumba.jpgWhen Kartel hold the mike and say 3 o clock inna the morning last night at Weddy Weddy, the dance buss, juice ah flow, gal a wine, everybody ah enjoy demself. Mi caan believe say ah so much years Kartel no go Weddy fah but the people dem welcome him wid open arms, and everything did royal over de. Buju and Bounty did inna the place too.

KILLA FOR ASYLUM TONIGHT

bounty_killer_thumb.jpgTalking about Bounty, what a way the Killa ah go hard inna the paper yesterday about unity and all these things? But me waan fi know one ting. If anno the gays dem stop him show, a who? Still, the Killa done mek him talk already and yu know say Asylum ah go cork little more fi him birthday celebrations. Will Kartel show up fi bless the event? Ah dat the public waan know.