This middle-aged man was going through his mid-life crisis
>>so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. He
>>decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the
>>interstate one day.
>>He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this
>>highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring
>>coming toward him. He decided he and his new Porsche would
>>outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph, and then
>>to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
>>The man finally came to his senses and said to himself,
>>"This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.
>>The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It
>>has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an
>>excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
>>So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off
>>with a patrolman and when I saw you chasing me I thought you
>>were trying to bring her back."
>>The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."