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ladyvane18
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual hara**ment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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lol

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thats so true

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Fi Real..

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is that what women tell themselves? we can't win? if it means we get sex then i agree.

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so so true!

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lollol

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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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sting
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man always lose but woman difficult

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seet deh...women jus hard fi deal wid

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lol vane mi u a learn baby girl..nice one

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well mi caan speak fi everybody else but mi always win

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lollol

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minksta
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ez nuh shem

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A SO DI TING SET...lol
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lyndo
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ro thats why mi try fi stay between things....never too much nor too less....YA DIGGG!!!
BADANG!!!

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lollollollollollol

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lollollollollollollollollollol

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it's not dat funny but Very Tru

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hmm

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