Raffle

The blonde was visiting a friend in hospital when she was approached by a
member of the medical staff. "Will you buy a raffle ticket?" asked the
nursing sister

"What's the raffle for?" asked the blonde

"One of our wardsmen died last week - it's for his poor widow and three
children."

"No, thanks," replied the blonde, "I won't have a ticket. What would I do
with a widow and three children? I'm already supporting my defacto and his
two kids."