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Nico-T

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Date: 21:32 05/21 2008

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud
noise came from outside. The woman, sort of
bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at
the man 'Holy Shit, That must be my husband!'

The guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and
naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a
thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he
could to his car. A few minutes later he returned,

went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman

'I AM your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you
running, you Son of a Bitch'?