TWO BAJAN BUSINESSMEN IN SHERATON CENTRE WERE SITTING DOWN FOR A BREAK IN THEIR SOON TO BE NEW STORE.
THE STORE WASN'T READY YET WITH ONLY A FEW SHELVES SET UP.
ONE SAID TO THE OTHER, 'AH BET ANY MINUTE NOW SOME IGNORANT-ASS GO PUT HE FACE IN THE WINDOW AND ASK WHAT WE SELLING'.
NO SOONER WERE THE WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH, WHEN SURE ENOUGH A CURIOUS WINDOW SHOPPER WALKED TO THE WINDOW, HAD A PEEK, AND IN A LOUD VOICE ASKED,'WHA WUNNA SELLING HERE?'
ONE OF THE MEN REPLIED SARCASTICALLY,'WE SELLING ASS-HOLES.'
WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT, THE SHOPPER RESPONDED 'BOY, WUNNA DOING GREAT........ONLY TWO LEFT!'