> > Dear Santa,
> >
> >  
> >
> > I know yah probly wonderin why I writin yuh on Boxsing Day,but after
> > opening meh presents and dem yesterday, I just had to write yuh.
> Santa
> > ah was a real good
> >
> > gyul all year round, ah lissen to meh muddah when she talk to meh, ah
> > help out with house wuk, ah even help de neighbour chilrren and them
> do dey chaws too.
> > Ah helped dat old Mr.George across d road when d oddah chilrren just
> watch him and leave
> > him dey.
> > Santa ah study hard in school dis year,so hard that ah come fuss in
> meh
> > class.
> >
> > Santa when ah write mehChristmas List to yuh, ah axk yuh for a Barbie
> > princess doll, ahBarbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game
> and a monopoly.
> > So Santa . . . how the fock after reading meh list you would leave
> under
> > d blasted Christmas tree ah shitty focking light up yo-yo,ah
> > mudderfocking plastic tea-set and ah focking no name dollylookin like
> > she have polio.
> > Santa is like yuh focking blind or yuh cyahread!
> >
> >  
> >
> > Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh focking ass and like
> ah fool ah does always give
> > yuh ah nex chance but not ah fock again. Yuh focking fat ass dead
> with me, yuh hear
> > what ah say,yuh dead. Ah go wait for yuh muddahass next year, yuh
> better
> > don't try to squeezeyuh fat bolockscious ass thru meh louvers,
> because anta
> > ah swear ah go fock yuh up, it go be me , you and a guava wood.Just
> imagine
> > you give that little cokey eye, knock knee, moddaacunt Laurel from
> across de
> > road, she get everything that she axk for,till she doh even have room
> to
> > walk around she house.
> >
> >  
> >
> >  And Santa,yuh see you and dem focking reindeer and dem,all yah
> better tink
> > twice bout landing on my house next year,
> > especially dat focking Red noseprick Rudolph, ah go stone he mudda
> cunt,
> > yuh go have to walk back to d focking north pole when ah done with
> dem.
> > I swear nex year, ah waiting patiently for yuh fat focking ass to
> come Ho-Hoin'
> > on meh galvanise roof.
> >
> > Ah go do fuh yuh, ah promise, watch and see...
> >
> >  
> >
> > Love,
> >
> > Kerri Ann.
> >