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Two teenagers goin over 100 mph..

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were

on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy

realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,

he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear

his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die
 
I DONT GET IT BUT I WUZ JUS AXXED TO POST IT



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the yute give up him life fi save the girl

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how u na get he loved his woman relise they goin die and pretend the helmet bug him so she would wear it which then saved her

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roro @ delvito

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lol

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mi glad mi blieve inna dem type a f**kry deh

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roooh im soo smart i totally knew it!!!

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Awwwww

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awwwwwwwww, he did that thats so sweet

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mi nah give up my life fi no girl

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um...why dem neva jus jump awfa di bike while it a move...two a dem woulda have a better chance of surviving...

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wasteman dat lol lol joke

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lol...him very kind still but common sense woulda tell mi fi try get the bike into a low gear then go off the rad til it stop

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Sesame Street joke. lol @ Delvito

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everytime me see this it still gimmie chills

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no day mi a give up mi life if a girl

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lol

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it was sweet until i read wat delvito said...u spoiled it :(

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