A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed
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> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
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> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your
> husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
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> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
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> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd
> like a mild heart attack.'
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> Attention female readers :
> This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling
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> Male readers :
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
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> Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
> that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on,