This Husband and wife have been married for 5 years and they have a 4 yr old son.

The husband goes off to work, and the wife isn't getting any sex from the husband. So the wife invites some guy over to have sex.

In the middle of having sex, the door slams and she hears "Honey i'm home from work early"

The lady says to the guy, SHIT! MY HUSBAND....HIDE.. The guy says hide where, the lady says get in the closet.

So the guy gets in the closet and the4 yr old son is in there and says "IT SURE IS DARK IN HERE"

The guy tells the kid to be quiet, the kid says give me 50 bucks.

So the guy gives the kid 50 bucks and all goes well.

A few weeks go by, and the same situation happens, the husband goes off to work, the wife isn't getting any sex from the husband, and invites the SAME guy over. Again the're in the middle of having sex and the husband comes home from work and the wife says to the guy, hide, the guy asks "in the closet again" the wife says yes.

So the guy gets into the closet and again the son is in the closet saying "It sure is dark in here" The guy says to the kid "Don't say anything" The kid says ok give me $100.

So the guy gives the kid the $100 and all goes well

A few more weeks go by, and the family decides to go to church and go to confession, the kid is waiting his turn, when the kid finally gets into the confessional, the preist opens up the sliding pannel, the kid says "It sure is dark in here" and the priest replies "Oh SHIT NOT YOU AGAIN!"