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Leroy’s Homework

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroys homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catac**** - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catac****.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man, it look fake. He say, Bullshit, that watch israel..

9. Undermine - Theres a fine lookin ho who live in the apartment  undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol my uncle, iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, You plan on  stain for dinner?

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, how much? she  say fortify.

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.



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