Yo Mama So Ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo Mama So Ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
Yo Mama So Ugly, we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
Yo Mama So Ugly, when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Mama So Ugly, when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras
Yo Mama So Ugly, that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?
Yo Mama So Ugly, that Durex want to use her as a poster child
Yo Mama So Ugly, that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down
Yo Mama So stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Yo Mama So stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama So stupid, she got locked in Super Plus and starved to death.
Yo Mama So stupid, she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
Yo Mama So stupid, she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
Yo Mama So stupid, I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo Mama So stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo Mama So stupid, she bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...
Yo Mama So stupid, she got tangled in a cordless telephone.
Yo Mama So stupid, she asked me what the number for 911 was...
Yo Mama So stupid, she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...