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More Pickup Lines

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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GAZA n GUNNER LIFETIME SUPPORTER
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d 1st 1 mad

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the last 1 will guarantee some badwud

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crazy

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lol

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MZJA Gangsta Girl
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badwud fi all a dem

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***MZJA BABY FADDA***
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girl if u was a booger id pick u first

ill let u play wid my magical wand if u let me walk to ur enchanted forest


(cell phone by ear) (say) I FOUND HER I FOUND HEr ..(lean over to her and whisper in her ear) just lettin heaven know i found one of their angels


Girl, you make a nigga wanna work 2 jobs


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lol whey di hell

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**MZ Controversy**
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LMFAOOOO @ I can so see fyah sayin the last one to a girl lol

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***MZJA BABY FADDA***
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ive done it and baby it works


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lol

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lol


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lol

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WTF

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