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New Types Of Orgasms part 1

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms
Sex with 4WDrivers - four-on-the-floorgasms
Sex with a salesmen - door-to-doorgasms
Sex with a virgin - my-hymen-got-torgasms
Premature ejaculators have - beforegasms
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eeyore-gasms
Sex while broke - poor-gasms
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms


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lol ah boi

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ok....

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a nuff ee

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Had a couple a these too =)

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reading tha mi come up wid a song to b****aat star lol thanx CD
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lol @ zorro-gasm

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