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Dirty Pickup Lines part 3

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.


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of course if i were on u i would be coming too lol

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wasnt dat funny

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