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The 20 Lb Baby

A Jamaican buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says "Say, you're the father of the typical Jamaican baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned. "Why? What happened? I thought you said he weighed 20 pounds at birth?"

The Jamaican father takes a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised."


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rolol...5 pounds gone bcoz of circumcision
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lol yeh rite

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lollol 30x18


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Woiii dem need fi set mi up pan da baby deh when him turn 21 =)

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stupid.....tess by dem time deh u turn stellaro

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stupid.....tess by dem time deh u turn stellaro




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