My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs.... Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time s last year.'



We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'



We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'



I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
 


Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.