1) No matter what anyone tells you remember there is no vaccine against stupidity. (2)whipe your mouth there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around it. (3)Never go to bed angry stay up and plot your revenge. (4)If you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth. (5) Don't let your mind wonder it's too small to be out on its own. (6)Life is too short to dance with ugly men. (7)As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools. (8)Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. (9)If you woke up breathing congratulations you have another chance. (10)Love yourself no matter what those other bitches say it may be the only thing you have over them