Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
 
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor.
 
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more
than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange
it.Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
 
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit
into the Queen's bra**iere while she bathed.
 
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
 
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four
hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the
saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
 
The King quickly summoned Nick.
Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which  he put
into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the
Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
 
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing
that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh
told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into
the King's underwear.
 
The King immediately summoned Nick.
 
The moral of the story -
 
Pay your bills!  ...........................