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A farmer and his new wife riding home

a farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.

The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.

The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.

The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."



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lololol if she ever say it 3 time she get wat di horse get hahaha
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LOL lol

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LMAO badman

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she must quiet like a mouse fi di rest a di marriage

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i bet she never speaks again lol. maddd

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Sack. Him a go kill har to

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lollol betta no get to 3 lol

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hahaha LOL!

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