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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, burly, trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man.  I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says."I didn't think you'd CRY.  I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.  "I  can't do anything right.  I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I  came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

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d man have a real hard time fi real

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