Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
 

Topic: Matrimony...SICK YO...FUNNY STUFF

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Wide (rest of width)
Narrow (200px)
Silent Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 110
Date:

Matrimony...SICK YO...FUNNY STUFF

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up
for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
on top of her, APPEARS TO kiss her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look
at his clothes!


He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you."

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you, too.


__________________
Breaking Out Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 475
Date:
error....wi bun dat.....

__________________
**Bellevue Rejects**
MZ Life Time Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 8335
Date:
kmt

__________________
For Pictures...Flyers and Posters and any other design link me up at

rhn_roberts@yahoo.com...rrDesignZ

GAZA n GUNNER LIFETIME SUPPORTER
Status: Offline
Posts: 6394
Date:
lmaololpgunn

__________________

 

I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.

5854_118052658197_518163197_2324357_3184698_n.jpg

*~*~ MZJ ELECT ~*~*
Status: Offline
Posts: 14230
Date:
hEWDlollol

__________________

 

IF A SO THEN A SO........
f3608-1.gif

MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1533
Date:
LOL

__________________

MZ$$ Cunning Kid
Status: Offline
Posts: 6016
Date:
bun that still lol afta the man


__________________

www.mediazoneja.com







life is one big road with a lot's of sign== only god can judge>>>


̿̿ ̿̿'̿'̵͇̿̿=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
Status: Offline
Posts: 9753
Date:
weirdface.gif so wrong

__________________

MZ Life Time Super G/\Z/\ Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 26023
Date:
den him c di woman an him gone to....

__________________

Silent Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 134
Date:
dam lol lol

__________________
dont try to stop me!!!!!!!!!!
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1285
Date:
lmao

__________________
If education is expensive..try ignorance
MZJ ELECT WIFIE
Status: Offline
Posts: 2769
Date:
lol nasty f**kkkka

__________________

 26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!

The Leeching Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 28
Date:
VIRUS DETECTED

__________________
marcow
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.