Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still c lasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took hi s hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and artful massage
for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.