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Date: 11:29 03/13 2008

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One day, inline at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you
don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a
diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the
computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.' So, Joe
deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He
deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank
you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing
this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be
fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer
prints the following: 1. your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit.
Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They arent
yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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