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jr1
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things not to say during sex
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During Sex

  • I have to poop.
  • Smile for the camera!
  • Get off me, i'll do it myselft!
  • This is your first time...right?
  • You're almost as good as my ex!
  • When is this supposed to feel good?
  • I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
  • I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
  • Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
  • Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
  • On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
  • I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
  • But everybody looks funny naked!
  • Do i have to pay for this?
  • N0! You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me!
  • Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
  • What's your name again?
  • Hold on, let me change the channel.
  • It's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.
  • Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago


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WTF LOL ROFL

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haha :D lol

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lol

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i think the condom broke 10 min a go bad

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lollol

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ALRITE SEET YA NOW...

"YU KNO SAY MI NEED FI GO PICK UP MI TEST RESULT..."

LOL

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lol @mecca

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hahahh

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lol not dop funny

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Riot_Tresanne
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weh the raaass lol no sah this nuh funny at all lol

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crazy

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LOL

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On second thought, let's turn the lights off. lol dem tuff

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lollollol

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lol @ tresanne...tru dat....them lame to me!!

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wtf..wey in de hell dem stuff cum in durin sex

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